Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!
Shoutout to @grimreapersprint for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:
Forest Synth - Legit
Dirtstep - technically yes, and it sounds exactly like what you would expect
Grassgaze - I found one song and it’s strangely ominous
Leprechrust - No, which honestly surprises me
Flowerviolence - real and sounds like crap
Shroom N’ Bass- This is just Hardbass with extra steps
Mushroom House - Legit
Moss Rock - sounds kind of like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud
Shiny Rock - Sounds like if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms
Garden Core - Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax
Cavern Core - Sounds like cookie monster started a garage band in an abandoned aircraft hanger
Treewave - The one song I found sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track
Birdsong - gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a volkswagen beetle
Whistle Choir - Unable to disambiguate
Subterranean Folk - yes if you count underground folk, which absolutely sounds like gnome music
Dark Underground - this sounds what executive dysfunction feels like
Deep Underground - Hardbass with fewer steps OR chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background
Darkdeep - No
Earth Metal - Just because you CAN daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn’t mean that you SHOULD.
Star Metal - This is actually kind of a complicated subject and beyond the scope of this review
Rootbop - no, which is a shame
Meadowpunk - found one song about bitching about condos
Solarpunk - Noting the above exception, most “-punk” musics are different genres with songs about/atmospherically designed to fit the aesthetic of what is more of a social/visual aesthetic
Moonpunk - See above, but if it existed it would sound like rockabilly
Decompressed: Nuke Ops, an experimental gaiden story of sorts for the original Decompressed, now has its core story elements COMPLETE! I’d like to invite anyone who enjoyed Decompressed to view Decompressed: Nuke Ops on any of the following current archive options:
An MSPFA archive, styled after the classic MSPA Homestuck and Problem Sleuth displays, can be viewed here. If you prefer reading Decompressed: Nuke Ops in the older styles, or just reminisce about a nobler era of grey paint and candy corn, I hope you’ll enjoy this!
A QuestDen archive, styled after the classic /tg/, /quest/, and general imageboard threads, can be found here. If you prefer reading Decompressed: Nuke Ops in the older styles, or just reminisce about a nobler era of metal glens and rubies, I think you’ll like this!
A Discord server, which is where I originally wrote this! As an experiment in the format of “Discord Adventure”, I’d call this a success!
After a break, a recap and epilogue are forthcoming, Then, more stories, all for you! Thanks for sticking with me all these years, readers!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card